Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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