Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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