the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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