I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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