she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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