Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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