shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
we should paint friendship bongs
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