yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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