um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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