brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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