Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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