Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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