Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
That accounts for only three of the penises
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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