On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Boobs speak an international language.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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