You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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