I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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