This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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