I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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