Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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