This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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