As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
