When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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