I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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