She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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