Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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