You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i will never coherently bang her
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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