using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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