So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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