Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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