I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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