I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Shame is for Republicans.
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