Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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