i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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