She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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