haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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