Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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