I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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