Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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