dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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