I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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