I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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