I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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