so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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