Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
