Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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