I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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