How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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