I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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