At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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