you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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