Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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