So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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