Will you blow on my dice?
id be glad to
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I need moral support for this bender
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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