The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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