Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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