Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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