My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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